HAPPY OPENING DAY!! May your batters throttle baseballs with great majesty, your pitchers’ sliders eternally catch the corner of the plate, and your managers lead with sage wisdom for the ages. Unless of course you’re a Dodgers fan. In which case you don’t deserve any of those things. Happy Opening Day!!!!!!!
Archive for ‘March, 2014’
We’re so close people. The sun is getting warmer. The smell of freshly cut grass is in the air. The students are getting anxious for the end of school. The countdown has begun. Baseball is coming. Life begins again.
Regular readers may have noticed I’ve been kind of busy lately. I took on an extra job…in addition to my four other jobs. But this is a good one. So I apologize for mailing it in the past few weeks. But don’t worry. One or more of these jobs will eventually fall by the wayside. [...]
Don’t text while driving. Don’t facebook while driving. And don’t check internet web pages while driving…unless of course it’s cartoon raccoon related…in which case you still shouldn’t internet while driving…but at least you’re looking at a quality website.
Sometimes, no matter how convincing your friends might be, certain things just seem like a bad idea. Probably best to trust your gut on that one.