Could I ever live in LA? There is a growing number of people who are plotting my relocation to the Los Angeles area. They think I would enjoy living and working there. I have mixed feelings.
On the one hand, there are a lot of creative opportunities down there, and I DID study film in college.
On the other hand, you could spend the rest of forever trying to land a decent job in LA and never really get anywhere.
On the third hand (let’s just assume we’re some kind of extra appendaging mutant), it’s still California, and there’s no snow there, and that is marvelous.
On yet another hand, it’s Dodger territory, and that could prove to be very hazardous to my health.
So I have very mixed feelings. I’m not sure I could really fit into the LA life. What if I get too caught up in the glitz and the pursuit of fame? What if the paparazzi pester me so much that it interferes with my personal life? What if my private matters are plastered all over the tabloids to such an extent that it ruins my marriage to Catherine Zeta Jones, resulting in a tumultuous divorce and custody battle, thus bringing my life to shambles?!?! Soooo many things to think about…