I have a car. It’s a wonderful little car, and I like it. It’s also old. And kind of falling apart. And kind of held together by duct tape… I inherited my little gold sedan from my father who drove it to and from work everyday. It’s been a good car over the years, despite [...]
Archive for ‘February, 2012’
Another 29 Things You Didn’t Know About Raccoon Toons
by Matt on February 8, 2012 at 12:29 amI am not in town. And in case you missed it, I updated 5 days a week last month. That was pretty flippin’ awesome of me. I’m not in town this week to do a comic strip, so you get this: an informative list of things that maybe you didn’t know about Raccoon Toons. [...]
A very happy Singles Awareness Day to all of my single readers. I feel your pain. Hang in there. ~Matt
I hate date planning. Dates used to be so simple: A dinner, some delicious milkshakes, maybe a movie. It’s so much more complicated now. Women expect so much more. They want to be taken somewhere new and exciting. Dinner and a movie just isn’t good enough anymore. I’m constantly worrying about how to keep a [...]
I’ve been out of town and I’ve been eating like crud. You know you have a problem when the drive thru guys start to recognize your car and have your order ready before you even open your mouth…

