I finished this comic strip one minute before my self-imposed deadline of 12:29am. But I have a good defense. I’ve been working. A lot. Lots of working. So much working. Look at me go, being all responsible and working so very much and so very hard. And even though I’m so very tired, I stayed [...]
I’m going to write more in this space. I promised that I would. And I keep my promises. Let’s see. Where to begin. What’s today’s theme? Driving. Charming. Traffic court. I got nothing. Actually I probably got nothing because I’m writing this on my lunch break and I am SO FREAKING HUNGRY. I can’t stop [...]
Once upon a time, I used poor judgement. I know that may come as a shock to many of you on account of my excellent and spotless record over the years -cough- but I must confess, I have not always been the exemplary pillar of valor that I am today. It all went down in [...]
I have some terrible, terrible news. It’s going to hurt when I tell you. You had better brace yourself. You might want to sit down. As it turns out, life isn’t always fair. Whoa. Hey now. Don’t get mad at me! Believe me, this came as a shock to me too. As it turns out, [...]
Teenagers. What a mess. Seriously. What is wrong with those things?? Seems like they’re always in a heap of depressive overemotionalism. Or they’re brooding silently ready to snap at any moment. And you can never tell which it is. Their over-hormoned manic state could erupt at any moment….and no, I’m not talking about acne. As [...]
Drivers’ Ed. I’m not sure you can find a more useless waste of time, then Drivers’ Ed class. Obviously I am in favor of people learning to drive. And obviously I am in favor of people receiving the proper instruction on how to do so. But c’mon. 30 HOURS of classroom instruction??? Driving is about [...]
It’s your fault. That’s right. It’s your fault we’re in this mess. Don’t go around blaming the older generation. This falls squarely on you. You are to blame. Rotten teenagers. It’s your fault we don’t have good movies anymore. And you know why?? Because your attention spans are the length of a gnat. A GNAT I SAY! [...]
There are a few rules that everyone should know about carpooling. Since this can sometimes be a contentious debate among carpoolers, I have taken the liberty of clarifying these rules for you, readers and followers of the internet.These rules will hereby be forever known as laws and must be obeyed and followed from this moment on, as [...]
Once upon a time, as a young teenage lad, I had a driving lesson from a strange man who reminded me of John Travolta. Or fat Elvis. Or both. I was somewhat weirded out by this odd man with his flashy gold chains. Even worse, he made driving a somewhat painful and awkward experience. So [...]
