04/02/2004 – You kind of have to live here in Utah to really get the full scope of this strip. It should be noted that I really don’t think that Utahans are a bunch of bigots. I just wanted to make a scene. Now that I’ve successfully accomplished that, I’m going to go to bed. [...]
04/06/2008 It IS going to be a loooong season. Tomorrow’s my first day! Wish me luck!!
Matt says: Well hello little miss cryptic. What’s up with you?? Girl says: cryptic? what does that mean exactly? Is that like a night owl? Matt says: cryptic?? you don’t know what cryptic means?? you’re a college graduate seriously? Girl says: is it like ghostly Matt says: wow wow i’m at a loss Girl says: [...]
I always think it’s funny when people argue about who’s life is worse. I mean really, when it’s all over, how do you tell who won??
Guys, we’ve been lied to. Turns out, not everything we see in the movies actually works in real life. I know, crazy right? But it’s the cold hard truth. We’ve endured countless chick flicks to make our dates happy, and all of them tell pretty much the same story. 2 guys. 1 girl. Guys fight [...]
I have a creative mind. My apartment is living proof of this matter. I don’t have anything clever or witty to write this week, except to say that if anyone wants to come over and un-creative my mind I wouldn’t object. I can pay you…in empty pizza boxes, old t-shirts, and junk mail. You know [...]
Lousy vegetables. Why is it that everything that is “good for you” tastes like complete and utter garbage? It’s crazy talk I say! Crazy talk! Next you’ll be telling me that skunk-juice and battery acid are “good for me.” Well they aren’t. Trust me. I have a theory. I think our bodies are smarter than [...]
