I’ve decided that I am destined to be a bachelor for life. This is of course, not by choice, but it seems to be my unspeakable fate. I come to this conclusion after receiving yet another “Dear John” style rejection letter. Nothing like a good rejection letter to brighten one’s day. To the writer’s credit [...]
-Disregard anything and everything that I wrote in the last issue…I lied.- For those of you who didn’t read the last issue of The Bachelor’s Corner (either because you didn’t care to, had chronic memory loss, or simply because I bore you to tears), I stated that I would be giving up all my romantic [...]
A funny thing happened to me over this last winter break. Actually, I’m not sure I would classify it as “funny.” I saw my ex-girlfriend, the first one, the painful one, the one that shattered my heart and when she was finished with that, ran it through the garbage disposal for good measure. I hadn’t [...]
The other day, my parents interrupted my video game playing to tell the whole family some “important news.” My first impression was, “Uh-oh, what did we do wrong this time?” Such family gatherings on such short notice worried my brothers and I. Fortunately the news was to the contrary, and quite positive. “We have some [...]
There’s nothing worse than another guy stealing your girl. If there’s one thing that television and movies have taught us, it’s that everyone hates that guy. Everyone. It’s happened to me. Obviously the girl couldn’t have been in her right mind (obviously…), but it has happened to me nonetheless. At the time, I was young [...]
