Like most website owners, I get a lot of false comments and SPAM. No, not that delicious canned meat that tastes great with Soy sauce and rice. I’m talking about internet SPAM. Worthless, useless, and often incoherent emails and comments to my website. Here’s a few gems from this week:

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I’m a little concerned about that “dead composing material…”

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For your enjoyment, I have allowed the SPAM comments on this post. Enjoy.

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