I have a creative mind. My apartment is living proof of this matter. I don’t have anything clever or witty to write this week, except to say that if anyone wants to come over and un-creative my mind I wouldn’t object. I can pay you…in empty pizza boxes, old t-shirts, and junk mail. You know you want to.

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I don’t like the TSA. Even before they started trying to get all pervy with everybody I didn’t like them. I didn’t like them when they asked me to take off my shoes. I didn’t like them when they made me pack my pocket knife. I didn’t like them when they freaked out about my shampoo bottle. I certainly didn’t like them when I was randomly selected over and over. And I also didn’t like them when they made my younger brother miss his flight because he didn’t have a licence to drive (which by the way, you do not need to fly).

But these new procedures have really got my goat. They just aren’t right. I’m not concerned with whether or not people are comfortable with them. I know that for many people and maybe perhaps you as well, these new scanners and pat-downs aren’t a big deal, and are nothing but a minor inconvenience. But that’s not why they bother me. Something about it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Kind of like my mother’s tuna casserole which was the bane of my existence all the way through childhood. I feel like it crosses the line (the TSA’s new procedures…not my mother’s casserole). It’s just not right. Because this is America dangit. It’s not the way we treat our citizens. When we treat our own countrymen this way, the terrorists have won.

Regardless as to what you might think of these new procedures, I just don’t believe that they’re actually doing anything to prevent terrorist attacks. I don’t think these check points are effective. Not only that, but I think terrorists probably lost interest in hijacking planes about the time the airlines started locking their cockpit doors. I mean honestly, I think bombers would be more likely to target large cities or malls or events full of tens of thousands of people rather than a plane of 100 or so passengers. But that’s just me. I’m probably too smart to be a terrorist.

So that’s my little rant about the TSA. I don’t think they’re effective. I don’t think they’re appropriate. And I don’t think they’re really there to protect us. And so I say to the TSA along with many others, “don’t touch my junk!”

That’s my opinion. You of course are welcome to have your own. Thankfully, we’re still entitled to that.

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I actually did visit a dump once. It was during a field trip when I was running summer camps for kids. I have to say, the dump really is a pretty cool place to visit. It was pretty interesting. I’m not saying I’m gonna go take a date there any time soon, but it was actually pretty cool.

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I may or may not have two of those talking toy bears from the 80′s…in my garage…right now…at this very moment…

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Good stuff in the “FAQ” section if you haven’t already checked it out. New stuff in the “Sell-Out” section coming soon!

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Just wanted to say a big welcome to anyone who might be visiting the site for the first time! The new site is really coming along, feel free to read through the archives, make some comments, watch some movies, and explore the site a little. There are close to 150 comic strips posted here, as well as a collection of short films in the movies section. You can find our facebook page at the banner below. Be sure to check back as new things are being added. A new comic strip is always posted on Wednesdays, and additional sections and cartoons will be added in the near future, so be sure to come back again real soon!

~Matt

PS. Get your fortune read here!

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