Merry Christmas!

And joy to the world!

~Matt

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There was a time when I took a lot of time and careful precision to wrap Christmas presents. And then one day it finally dawned on me that the paper was just going to be ripped to shreds in a few seconds of present opening madness. That’s when I stopped wrapping presents perfectly and opted for a more “creative” approach. I like it. Now not only do my gifts have a certain “style” of their own, but everyone knows exactly which presents are from me, and they don’t even have to read the label!

The only thing I have to be careful of is people mistaking my gifts for crumpled pieces of wrapping paper…

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My brother and I are always very proud of the fact that we can do our Christmas shopping at lightning speeds. We succeed where others fail. What’s that you say? Christmas Eve? You haven’t even set foot in a store? It’s the last moment and the pressure is on? Not a problem. This is our specialty. This is where we are vikings. Christmas shopping vikings.

We’ll race to the store at the frenzied pace that only experienced last minute speed shoppers can handle. With the utmost dexterity we maneuver through the aisles like a motorcyclist through rush hour traffic. With laser like precision our steely gaze sweeps over the store ready to make split-second decisions. What’s this?? A Mr. Potato Head with Optimus Prime features?? Boom. Done. What’s that?? An Alyssa Milano movie that went straight to DVD?? Affirmative. Pull the trigger. Don’t think twice.

We proceed in this fashion, moving at a rabid pace until we make our way through the express line and back home again, having returned victorious, in our plunder.

Also, I have no idea where I came up with the idea for an Al Roker lawn gnome, but c’mon…tell me that wouldn’t be totally sweet!

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12/17/2008 – Just two more tests to go! I can’t wait to get home to CA. It’s been SO cold here. ETA: 60 hours.

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12/16/2007 I often draw doodles while in church on Sundays. I thought it would be fun to start putting them up here. At the very least, it might make for more frequent updates, even if the art isn’t all that great.

Being homeless is lame, women are downright mean, work is no fun anymore, and college is wasting my time. My, don’t I sound positive??

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