Raccoon Toons » Useless Fruit Smashing Day http://www.raccoontoons.com Because Raccoons + Cartoons = AWESOME! Wed, 01 Jan 2025 01:51:43 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Rotten Fruit http://www.raccoontoons.com/2014-11-09-rotten-fruit?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rotten-fruit http://www.raccoontoons.com/2014-11-09-rotten-fruit#comments Sun, 09 Nov 2014 08:29:00 +0000 Matt Taylor http://www.raccoontoons.com/2014-11-09-rotten-fruit Rotten Fruit

Happy Useless Fruit Smashing Day everyone. ~Matt

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Happy Useless Fruit Smashing Day everyone.

~Matt

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It’s that time of the year again. It’s time to gather all your useless fruit. It is time to smash it authoritatively. I recommend starting with a few good oranges. Perhaps you have an orange tree that is overproducing fruit that is deemed inedible. Or perhaps you have some skunky ones growing some mold and hanging out in [...]

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It’s that time of the year again. It’s time to gather all your useless fruit. It is time to smash it authoritatively.

I recommend starting with a few good oranges. Perhaps you have an orange tree that is overproducing fruit that is deemed inedible. Or perhaps you have some skunky ones growing some mold and hanging out in the vegetable crisper.

Grab a baseball bat or the sporting equipment of your choice (hint: if it’s anything other than a baseball bat you’re making the wrong choice), and take a few good practice swings. Start with the harder fruit, and work your way up to the most moldy. You really want to splatter the squishy ones.

Next grab the jack-o-lanterns that have been aging away on your porch for the past 9 days. Have a friend or loved one pitch to you. Feel the jack-o-lantern explode as your bat meets  pumpkin in a messy and glorious burst of smash-icity. There’s nothing quite as satisfying as watching those pumpkins burst.

Apples, eggplants, and even old bananas can be used as well. Try to maximize both splatter and distance. You’ll find no two fruits splatters look the same way. Kind of like snowflakes, only more beautiful.

You’ll know you’ve done it right when you’re covered in fruit guts. Well done my friend. Well done.

Happy Useless Fruit Smashing Day. May your fruit splatter mighty and triumphantly into the night.

 

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Useless Fruit Smashing Day is next week.

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Useless Fruit Smashing Day is next week.

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]]> http://www.raccoontoons.com/2008-11-12-fruit-smashing-day-2008/feed 0 Fruit Smashing Day 2007 http://www.raccoontoons.com/2007-11-09-fruit-smashing-day-2007?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=fruit-smashing-day-2007 http://www.raccoontoons.com/2007-11-09-fruit-smashing-day-2007#comments Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:00:00 +0000 Matt Taylor http://www.raccoontoons.com/comics/?p=53 Fruit Smashing Day 2007

11/9/2007 Here’s to another angry “Useless Fruit Smashing Day.” May your fruit and pumpkins splatter mightily. We miss you Dad. Halloween was a huge success. As promised, my haunted house made kids cry and adults scream. It was great. New holiday decorations soon. 10/28/2007 Whoo! Halloween is this week! I made the coolest haunted house! [...]

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11/9/2007 Here’s to another angry “Useless Fruit Smashing Day.” May your fruit and pumpkins splatter mightily. We miss you Dad.

Halloween was a huge success. As promised, my haunted house made kids cry and adults scream. It was great. New holiday decorations soon.

10/28/2007 Whoo! Halloween is this week! I made the coolest haunted house! Children will cry, mark my words.

The Red Sox are lame. Stupid east coast media bias.

Happy Halloween!!

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