Sometimes I wish life was a movie. Think about it. I could get my copy of the screenplay and play my part accordingly. It would make acting the part of my character so much easier. I wouldn’t have to fear social situations or have any anxieties in life because I’m acting. It’s easy to be the super cool successful guy when someone writes the part for you. Plus I know that everything will work out because I’m the main guy in the story. Things are supposed to work out for me. And everyone knows the main guy always has a happy ending in his movie.

Wait…but what if I’m not the main guy?? What if I’m the plucky sidekick or the comedy relief…or…what if I’m just a bit part on some background shot?!?!?!

I need to have a serious discussion with the writers.