This has nothing to do with today’s comic strip, but I am SO unbelievably happy that the National League finally beat those American League DH-swinging pansies. I am not going to turn this into a rant about how absolutely WRONG the designated hitter rule is. I am not going to write an endless barrage of well constructed arguments to the convincing of even to the most casual baseball observer as to how morally corrupt the DH is. I am not going to spend days of research and cite my findings with a properly annotated bibliography in MLA or APA format. I am not going to do these things here, because you come here to read comic strips-not to be formerly educated on an adulterous rule that is causing the disintegration of the very fabric of our society. I am not going to do that here. I could, but I won’t.