Ahh, New Years. An excuse for me to stay up late and kiss women. As if I needed an excuse to stay up late and kiss women. Now I just need to find some women who find cartoonists terribly alluring. And then once I do, all that sweet New Years kissin’ will be all mine. Yup. Kiss first, questions later. New Years dictates it. I don’t make the rules. We just all have to follow them. Y’know, like I will be following them. No really. Honest. I’m serious this time.