Nobody’s perfect. …except of course for that one time when Matt Cain pitched a perfect game for the Giants in 2012. That time someone was perfect. That was awesome.
Posts Tagged ‘dating’
Sadly, all the quotes in today’s comic strip are all authentic encounters that I have had in the last month with women that I was [up until that point] interested in… As my single life progresses I start to think maybe I could be able to overlook the reality TV watching tastes of the woman [...]
I’m not picky. Everyone says I’m picky. I’m not. I’m not picky. I’m selective. It’s totally not the same thing. At all. But honestly even if I WAS picky, is that such a bad thing? In a world where serious and committed relationships often end in heartbreak or disaster, shouldn’t I be a little selective? [...]
-Scroll down to see the super awesome collection of Raccoon Toons Valentine’s Day Cards!- I think as human beings, we all need a little romance in our lives from time to time. It doesn’t have to be a lot. Simple things will suffice. I’ve decided that there is simply no substitute for that rush of [...]
Sometimes you have no idea how a date is going to turn out. After many years of dating, I have discovered that people still surprise you even when you think you have everything all figured out. This could be good or bad. I remember for example, taking a girl to dinner and discovering that she [...]
I was once told that women like spontaneity. Only I don’t think that’s actually true. Sure, all you girls would just love it if some guy with great hair who you’d secretly been stalking on the internet walked up to you and said in his deep and masculine voice “hey, this is so sudden and [...]
I’ve written at length on the topic of date planning in the past, so I won’t rehash my views concerning the matter. Instead, I will take this opportunity to discourse on something that is really important: Um…ok I got nothing. I’m sorry. I woke up early for a job this morning and no matter how [...]