Sadly, all the quotes in today’s comic strip are all authentic encounters that I have had in the last month with women that I was [up until that point] interested in…
As my single life progresses I start to think maybe I could be able to overlook the reality TV watching tastes of the woman in the first panel despite the fact that she’s never seen Star Wars, Indiana Jones, or Harry Potter. Maybe I could even put up with the supposed “huge baseball fan” who leaves the game an hour early for no good reason whatsoever. (Hint: there IS no good reason for such behavior.) I start to think after a while, maybe my standards are too high. Maybe I’m being too selective. Maybe I need to overlook minor differences of opinion or taste.
And then this week a girl said to me, “I hate cartoons. Cartoons are THE WORST.”
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And that’s when I realized that she had no soul, and that I needed to start being far more selective in my dating.
Heh, wait until you date the vegan that wants to convert you to the faith! =^^=
I don’t know how selective you are in general, but those were all totally legitimate dealbreakers.
Dating is rough. These are deal breakers and as a female they hurt me right in the feelers. I’ve yet to date a man that 1) loves baseball/sports or 2) If he does like baseball he’s an A’s fan. As soon as I hear dodgers, I’m out! Lol. In all seriousness, leaving a Giants game is a no no. Saying cartoons are the worst? Get away from me. My favorite tv show is a cartoon for crying out loud. Heck! I intend to recreate Saturday morning cartoons with the actual tv shows from the late 80s/early 90s with a pancake breakfast like I had as a kid! With or without my future husband’s support. So I hope I find him, I hope he’s cool with it, and I hope we have some kids or else I’m just going to have all this fun on my own. I hope you continue to not date these kinds of girls anymore, they’re not good for your health.