Matt says:
Well hello little miss cryptic.
What’s up with you??
Girl says:
cryptic?
what does that mean exactly?
Is that like a night owl?
Matt says:
cryptic??
you don’t know what cryptic means??
you’re a college graduate
seriously?
Girl says:
is it like ghostly
Matt says:
wow
wow
i’m at a loss
Girl says:
you could just tell me what it means…
Matt says:
i took 8 years to graduate from school, and you don’t know a simple word like “cryptic”
Girl says:
it took 6 years and i walked away with a masters degree. punk.
Matt says:
exactly
a masters degree
Girl says:
i havent googled it
Matt says:
cryp·tic/ˈkriptik/Adjective
1. Having a meaning that is mysterious or obscure.
didn’t you ever read?
it’s a really common word
it’s not one you should have to google
Girl says:
so you were really saying “Hey little miss mysterious or obscure”
Matt says:
no, i was really saying, “hey little miss cryptic” to a girl whom i thought had a high school education
Girl says:
yeah well, i have to let you think you’re teaching me something every once and a while
Matt says:
sorry
too late
i’ve already taken this to mean that people with masters degrees aren’t as smart as i was in high school.
Girl says:
oh geez
that’s so not attractive
hey
Matt says:
either is not knowing the meaning of a word that i’m pretty sure was on one of my vocabulary lists in my 7th grade english class
Girl says:
guess what’s being delivered to my house tomorrow morning???
Matt says:
i’m really hoping it’s a dictionary.
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