Lousy vegetables. Why is it that everything that is “good for you” tastes like complete and utter garbage? It’s crazy talk I say! Crazy talk! Next you’ll be telling me that skunk-juice and battery acid are “good for me.” Well they aren’t. Trust me. I have a theory. I think our bodies are smarter than [...]
I have a creative mind. My apartment is living proof of this matter. I don’t have anything clever or witty to write this week, except to say that if anyone wants to come over and un-creative my mind I wouldn’t object. I can pay you…in empty pizza boxes, old t-shirts, and junk mail. You know [...]
Guys, we’ve been lied to. Turns out, not everything we see in the movies actually works in real life. I know, crazy right? But it’s the cold hard truth. We’ve endured countless chick flicks to make our dates happy, and all of them tell pretty much the same story. 2 guys. 1 girl. Guys fight [...]
I always think it’s funny when people argue about who’s life is worse. I mean really, when it’s all over, how do you tell who won??
Matt says: Well hello little miss cryptic. What’s up with you?? Girl says: cryptic? what does that mean exactly? Is that like a night owl? Matt says: cryptic?? you don’t know what cryptic means?? you’re a college graduate seriously? Girl says: is it like ghostly Matt says: wow wow i’m at a loss Girl says: [...]
04/06/2008 It IS going to be a loooong season. Tomorrow’s my first day! Wish me luck!!
04/02/2004 – You kind of have to live here in Utah to really get the full scope of this strip. It should be noted that I really don’t think that Utahans are a bunch of bigots. I just wanted to make a scene. Now that I’ve successfully accomplished that, I’m going to go to bed. [...]
