Alright. I’ve had it. You’ve had it. There’s one in every workplace. This needs to be addressed.

What is up with these people?? Seriously. Some of them are always hot. Some of them are always cold. C’mon people, this isn’t Goldilocks and the Three Bears. You don’t get to dictate to the rest of us the thermostat.

All of you have experienced the inevitable battle of the thermostat. I’m here to help you. You see, I’m on the internet (in case you hadn’t noticed, you’re reading this on the internet). Thus, I am an authority on whatever subject I choose to write about. Kind of like Wikipedia, except far more opinionated and with cooler hair.

So here you go. This is the official word from the internet. Feel free to cite it as needed.

The perfect inside temperature is 72 degrees. Your thermostat should be set at 72 degrees. That is where it should be. Don’t argue with me. Don’t try to convince me otherwise. I am the all-powerful and mighty internet. My word is law. So let it be written, so let it be done.

You’re welcome.