So party planning is totally hard work. I know this. -ahem- From experience. From that time I threw a party… Yeah…

There’s so much to do and so much to prepare. Who do you invite? Do you invite your work friends in with your school friends? Do you dare mix your social circles together? With they come together like peanut butter and honey into a wonderful and delicious flavor? Or are your friends more like orange juice right after brushing your teeth? What happens if you invite so-and-so when what’s-her-face is going to be there? You KNOW that’s going to be trouble. Can you imagine the two of them in the same room?!? Oh my. Such drama. Can you weave together the rungs on your social ladder into one beautiful tapestry of harmony?! Can you?!?!

It’s all so much work. Being popular is such a strain on life. You better lie down.