Oh ridiculously hot girl… You prance about without a care in the world, cognizant of only what’s in your little hot girl bubble. You get whatever you want, whenever you want it, and you get it with a smile. You’re never alone. You never have to pay. You seldom have to make an effort at much of anything. Socially and romantically you are constantly wanted and desired, and yet you are as flighty as a hummingbird.

It would seem you’re handed so many things in life. And yet, you seem underdeveloped. You seem lacking in basic etiquette, in general knowledge, and in formal education. All of course, is forgiven because of your flawless outward beauty, but despite your skimpy string bikini, intellectually, philosophically, and spiritually you are playing in the shallow end. Your pursuit of depth is hindered by the ease with which you obtain virtually everything.

It isn’t so much your fault, and I feel sad for your lack of progression. We have built you up such that you have not benefited from the growth that comes from failure, rejection, and heartache. And it is as much my fault as anyone else’s.

Oh ridiculously hot girl, for whom we are all so easily seduced… I hope you look inward and place this great power of yours aside. I hope you better yourself. I hope you tell yourself “no.” I hope someday you find yourself challenged and out of your comfort zone. For you cannot depend on the rest of us to help you do so.