It’s that time again folks. The holiday season of gift giving is once again upon us. Time to go find that perfect gift. Get out there. Brave the holiday crowds. Hustle before all the good stuff is taken off the shelves.
What’s that you say? You’re stumped about what totally awesome gift to acquire for that totally awesome person in your life? You need some ideas to help you get the right gift for that special someone? Never fear, ye weary wanderer of the world wide web. I am the all and powerful internet, and I am here to provide you with answers.
Here are a list of things which would make outstanding gifts for ANY person in their right mind:
1. An Al Roker lawn gnome. I know they don’t exist. Not yet. But give it time.
2. 2012 World Series Championship gear
3. Two large tubs of Red Vines. Don’t tease someone by only giving them one. Go big or go home.
5. A robot arm.
6. Carp Island.
7. Socks.
8. The complete box-set of the Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin. Actually forget your friends and family, you should just go out and buy it for yourself. Trust me on this one. You’ll thank me later.
9. A DeLorean.
10. An Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle.
11. TWO gold plated hand puppets of monkeys (so they can talk to each other).
12. Large cash donations to his or hers cartoon website. Ready go.
13. Amy Adams’s phone number. Yes please.
14. Milk. You can never have enough milk.
So there ya go. Any of these simple gifts ought to make for the best Christmas ever. When your friends and family unwrap their presents this year and their eyes light up with childlike joy and wonder, you’ll be glad you took my advice. You’re welcome.
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